New Brews Blog
My Books
Birthdays
Contact Me Directly
Birthday: Odd Yrs
Older Than Dirt
Holiday Calendar
Sign Up
Friendship
About Me
Professions
Relationships
Retirement
Nuts and Bolts
Anniversaries
Potpourri
Weddings
Cultural Literacy
Get Well Soon
Literati Limericks
Wee Ones' Room
Showers
You, a Webmaster?
Toasts/ Roasts
Special Requests
Bloomsday
Graduations
Services
Privacy Policy
Cite This Website
SiteMap
Bitter Dregs
Odes to Humorists
Kudos for Limericks

[?] Subscribe To This Site

XML RSS
Add to Google
Add to My Yahoo!
Add to Newsgator
Subscribe with Bloglines

 

A Plethora of Limericks
for Every Playful Purpose.

Work Place Humor as Limericks

Books and Websites by RamirezBooks and Websites by Jeannette Ramirez

Monday

Dragging yourself to the job
Is the reason why Mondays will rob
  You of spirit and drive
  Only weekends revive
Skip the weekdays and molt like a blob!

Tuesday

School will be getting out soon
And the kids will be home to cocoon
  On the couch for some weeks
  Watching sitcoms and freaks
And what's there in the fridge, they'll consume.

Wednesday

Well, it's "hump-day" and if you get through
The rest of this day, it's a coup
  With five o-clock near
  See the signs of good cheer
On the faces of co-workers, too.

Thursday

As the clock ticks away up to five
And you face that long train trip or drive
  With your nerves wearing thin
  You get home to begin
Being Mom (or Dad) stuck in gear overdrive.

Friday

It's four o'clock Friday, yippee!
Sixty minutes and you will be free
  To cut grass till you faint
  Deal with fumes when you paint
Is your life song a little off-key?

Saturday

It is Saturday, just lie in bed
If you must, say you're sick, go ahead!
  If you don't you might pop
  And that won't help a lot
Smell the roses before they are dead.

Sunday

Sunday's the day to relax
Still, the amenity that it lacks
  Since it's backing up to
  Nasty Monday, so you
Learn to dread it as "anticlimax."



They say Kathleen writes these lighthearted poems in the wee hours—let us sidle closer and eavesdrop on the banter!

Is that Edward Lear - the father of limerick poems - in the corner over there? Why yes, it is, in a limerick contest with Kathleen, the barmaid. Kindly visit our Site Map for a complete index including many hard-to-find birthday years, Over the Hill verses, and holidays. You can also view limerick books by author Jeannette Ramirez.

Other themes include working from home, and Irish themes like Bloomsday and St. Patrick's Day. There's baseball by a guest author who wrote a book on the game, children's birthdays such as this page and even the odd political theme..

Of course, there's Mother's Day and Father's Day Poems, and a plethora on various professions and workplace humor. Two examples of which are accounting, and strangely enough, brain surgery.

As promised, with the addition of the 70th birthday page, Kathleen is coming closer and closer to that Holy Grail of a limerick for every year between 0 to 100. Here Be Limerick Poems is your source for the most inclusive birthday greetings for every unique age on the Web.

Visit the CafePress store at Here Be Limerick Poems or contact us. to match the verse you want to any of the products at the store.


There are hundreds and hundreds of verses on these pages. The newest ones are at New Brews. There is even a new "Happy Birthday to You" section - naturally, sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday!"

Should you find your visit to the pub enjoyable, my book, Literati Limericks: Academic Arcana in Pithy Quips is now available to purchase here or at Amazon, has thirty-eight full color illustrations, and a mind-stretching pasttime for those moments when you find yourself in a queue and require a chuckle. Literati is described as "encyclopedic" by Marco Graziosi, PhD, Universita' Degli Studi Di Bologna, Italy. Molly is aghast at the amount of time which must be frittered in such lines, and appalled that those interstitial moments are so blithely squandered.

Can we show you to a booth? The pub has more than one hundred fifty "rooms," each with its own theme, including: frivolity, sentiment, enlightenment and even one with candle light for romance. One may hear the din of hammers and saws after closing hours as building continues.

Here at the pub, we maintain a family environment, and endeavor to keep our rooms clean—very nearly antiseptic, in fact—so the children will not pick up germs or other regrettable attributes. Perhaps some very funny poems may serve for a wedding toast? Mayhaps scribbled inside a greeting card? Our Molly is sometimes a romantic, and invites you to browse our About Us page to view the book, Keepsake Book of Love and Marriage .

simple hit
counter


Limerick Blog
A limerick a day keeps smiles coming your way. Sample new brews at the pub without the strain of click-abouts.

Limerick Poems and a Romantic Book
Limerick Poems and Romantic Books

Funny Birthday Poems
Here be funny birthday poems which may serve as birthday toasts, also called over the hill poems for those with a penchant for gallows humor.

Limerick poetry is the pub's specialty.
Limerick poetry is our specialty, humorous sayings, our goal.

Birthday Greeting Happy Birthday to You
Copy a birthday greeting inside your card and go the extra mile.

Older Than Dirt
Ouch! Kathleen's barbs are a bit pointed tonight. Older than dirt is a bit harsh, is it not? Perhaps we need to expand the pub to accommodate "gallows humour?"

The Holiday Calendar is Up!
Molly tacks up a holiday calendar for pub patron's convenience.

Sign Up
Oye! Oye! Sign up now. Kathleen launches an E-zine at Molly's Virtual Pub!

Opposite sex friendship poems and beautiful friendship poems short and long
Friendship limericks funny and sentimental for you to use starting with opposite sex friendship poems.

About Here Be Limerick Poems, May We Introduce Ourselves?
Information about Here Be Limerick Poems and its mission to make you smile.

Here Be a Limerick Poem for Work Place Humor
Seek the Gentle Humor of a Limerick Poem Whilst You Should Actually Be Working

Candle Light Romance Poems and other Romantic (or Witty?) Ditties
By candle light romance poems or romantic make-up poems will put you in the mood.

Free Poems on Retirement for Teachers, Counselors, Office Workers
Someone dear is retiring? Should you require some scrap of wit to mark the occasion, here be free poems on retirement. Your friend must be properly feted for decades of loving service to his family an

Writing limerick poems is not for the faint of heart.
Writing limerick poems is what we are about here in the pub.

Free anniversary poems
Choose from a selection of free anniversary poems for 1st, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 50th, The Fives, 60th and other milestone celebrations.

Good Writing Skills Statistics
Here be good writing skills statistics and advice on writing from the pub.

Is the Wrong Job Getting You Down?
In the wrong job and you are not looking forward to Mondays?

Father Of Bride Wedding Toasts
Your daughter is getting married? Father of bride wedding toasts that say what you mean.

Civil War Toasts
Civil War Toasts, you ask? Here at the pub, we have our serious moments.

Funny Get Well Poems
A dear one is ill? Here be funny get well poems to scribble upon a greeting card.

Literati Limericks
Introducing Literati Limericks. Funny but good for all ages. Learn history in limerick form.

Child Funny Poetry and Children’s Verses
Read a child funny poetry, rattle off some children’s verses and you will make the wee ones smile.

Teaching Poetry Writing
rom time to time, Kathleen feels the urge to climb upon her soapbox and extol the wonders of teaching poetry writing. Today is such a day. Let us hope she does not get a nosebleed .

It is Raining Bridal Showers and Baby Showers
Showers are a time of merriment at here-be-limerick-poems. Join us for the frivolity.

SBI Limericks
SBI enthusiast, Ian, who earns his daily bread as a webmaster using the SBI Site Build It program, and, indeed, extols its praises to the high heavens, offered this limerick.

Work Humor Toasts and Roasts Free and Funny
Use these work humor toasts for gentle humor and work from home humor.

Personalized Poems
In a cookie cutter world, personalized poems are a grace note.

Bloomsday
In honor of Bloomsday our James Joyce Society throws the house through the window

Graduation Poems from Teachers to Start with and then Meandering Elsewhere
From those who love you, graduation poems from teachers and other worthy persons.

Ghost Writing and Other Writing Services
For Ghost Writing, Molly (prose) and Kathleen (poetry) are available for your writing needs.

Privacy Policy
Here Be Limerick Poems Privacy Policy

Citations
Citations Giving Credit Where Credit is Due

16th Birthday
Twisted funny poems for the 16th birthday through the 20th birthday, not forgetting those having 17th, 18th, and 19th celebrations as well. We aim to note EVERY year up to 100!

Kid Party Invitation
You requested a Kid Party Invitation as Short Funny Rhyming Poems and here they are!

Jokes about Dieting and the Fad Diet
Does your latest fad diet make you the butt of jokes about dieting? Limerick poems bring you diet humor.

Sitemap
Here Be Limerick Poems Sitemap

Bitter Dregs and the Human Condition
Drain the bitter dregs and see the humor therein

Humorists, Homage to the Greats!
Humorists Deserving of Our Homage

Memorial Day Poem
Looking for a Memorial Day Poem Picnic Invitation or Memorial Day graphics to send to friends and family?

Kudos and Quotes for Limericks!
Some nice things people say about Literati Limericks and Here Be Limerick Poems. Thank you!

Graduate Gift Ideas (List of) and Graduation Sayings
Graduate Gift Ideas and some hilarious graduation sayings~graduation verses to amuse the honoree, or at least, you, who have "been there; done that."


footer for limericks page