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30th Birthday Poems here. The Unknown Choruses to "Happy Birthday to You."
30th Birthday Poems, funny ones, are on this page, but not limerick poems (how refreshing!). Did you know there were other choruses to that tired old (really exhausted, in fact) Happy Birthday to You? Read on...er, sing on, to the same old tune... 30th at Last When you're 30 at last There are milestones you've passed Now you're paying a mortgage And your debt load is vast.
30 Career Thirty years you've been here Now you've got a career Don't become too complacent It could be gone next year. Moldy Oldy If today you feel old May your friends be so bold To remind you that thirty Isn't covered with mold. Parents HB As your parents, we hope That today you can cope. For your thirtieth birthday Slips us further down slope. Off-brands Once designer-type jeans Filled your hopes and your dreams But since you pay the bills now You buy off-brands it seems. Thirtysomething with Chores High school days were a gas But at 30, alas, All the chores fall on you now And you cut your own grass.
30th Birthday Poems in Limerick Poems can be found here.
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