30th Birthday Poems here. The Unknown Choruses to "Happy Birthday to You."

30th Birthday Poems, funny ones, are on this page,
but not limerick poems (how refreshing!).
Did you know there were other choruses to that tired old
(really exhausted, in fact) Happy Birthday to You?
Read on...er, sing on, to the same old tune...

30th at Last

When you're 30 at last
There are milestones you've passed
Now you're paying a mortgage
And your debt load is vast.

30 Career

Thirty years you've been here
Now you've got a career
Don't become too complacent
It could be gone next year.

Moldy Oldy

If today you feel old
May your friends be so bold
To remind you that thirty
Isn't covered with mold.

Parents HB

As your parents, we hope
That today you can cope.
For your thirtieth birthday
Slips us further down slope.

Off-brands

Once designer-type jeans
Filled your hopes and your dreams
But since you pay the bills now
You buy off-brands it seems.

Thirtysomething with Chores

High school days were a gas
But at 30, alas,
All the chores fall on you now
And you cut your own grass.