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50th Birthday Poems Jokes
Coming as they do on the coat tails of the Baby Boomer generation, there seem to be a great many individuals arriving at the half-century mark. Moreover, as for those of you younger than fifty, please continue working with diligence, for older pub patrons would not wish for their Social Security benefits to dry up before they get to tap them. Their own contributions, alas, seemed to have disappeared into some “general accounting” funds somewhere. Please do not fret, there seem to be many small fry about and they appear quite energetic. No doubt they will scramble to provide for you in your turn. Here at 50th birthday poems jokes by mistake?
Better Than Sixty Not looking forward to fifty? And suggestions to get a face lift? We Should not be obtuse You don't need the abuse. Anyway, it's still better than sixty. Baby Boomers Our cohort is called "baby boomer." Dads home from the war (there's the rumor) Were happy to see Our Moms such that we Are alive to enjoy birthday humor.
Challenge: 50th Birthday Poems
50 and Fit Fifty's good, so ignore the detractor From biking (OR running, or hiking or swimming) you are benefactor Of health plain to see You look thirty-three. You're fit! And that's always a factor. Variation: 50 with Good Intentions for a Fitness Program Fifty's good, so ignore the detractor Who says it's downhill now? As actor We're in charge of our years Getting butts into gear's Our response to the grim malefactor. Variation: 50 and Not So Fit Fifty's good, so ignore the detractor Who says it's downhill now? As actor You're in charge of this year Get your butt into gear Or seek out a good chiropractor.
Challenge: Fiftieth Birthday Poems
The American Dream Fifty years isn't really isn't all bad Arriving there should make you glad. You've struggled and seen The American Dream And your credit score's high and ironclad.
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