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50th Birthday Poems Jokes

Challenge: 50th Birthday Poems Jokes

Coming as they do on the coat tails of the Baby Boomer generation, there seem to be a great many individuals arriving at the half-century mark. Moreover, as for those of you younger than fifty, please continue working with diligence, for older pub patrons would not wish for their Social Security benefits to dry up before they get to tap them. Their own contributions, alas, seemed to have disappeared into some “general accounting” funds somewhere. Please do not fret, there seem to be many small fry about and they appear quite energetic. No doubt they will scramble to provide for you in your turn.

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Better Than Sixty

Not looking forward to fifty?
And suggestions to get a face lift? We
Should not be obtuse
You don't need the abuse.
Anyway, it's still better than sixty.

Baby Boomers

Our cohort is called "baby boomer."
Dads home from the war (there's the rumor)
Were happy to see
Our Moms such that we
Are alive to enjoy birthday humor.

Challenge: 50th Birthday Poems

50 and Fit

Fifty's good, so ignore the detractor
From biking (OR running, or hiking or swimming) you are benefactor
Of health plain to see
You look thirty-three.
You're fit! And that's always a factor.


Variation: 50 with Good Intentions for a Fitness Program

Fifty's good, so ignore the detractor
Who says it's downhill now? As actor
We're in charge of our years
Getting butts into gear's
Our response to the grim malefactor.

Variation: 50 and Not So Fit

Fifty's good, so ignore the detractor
Who says it's downhill now? As actor
You're in charge of this year
Get your butt into gear
Or seek out a good chiropractor.

Challenge: Fiftieth Birthday Poems

The American Dream

Fifty years isn't really isn't all bad
Arriving there should make you glad.
You've struggled and seen
The American Dream
And your credit score's high and ironclad.

At fifty, one yearns for the humanities courses previously ignored in the effort of making a livelihood. Time to go back and pick up those pieces?

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