Coming as they do on the coat tails of the Baby Boomer generation, there seem to be a great many individuals arriving at the half-century mark. Moreover, as for those of you younger than fifty, please continue working with diligence, for older pub patrons would not wish for their Social Security benefits to dry up before they get to tap them.
Their own contributions, alas, seemed to have disappeared into some “general accounting” funds somewhere. Please do not fret, there seem to be many small fry about and they appear quite energetic. No doubt they will scramble to provide for you in your turn.
Two new birthday poems for veterinarians and physicians:
HB for Veterinarians, Age Fifty
Does fifty years old make you blue When considering all you've been through To get where you are? Canines think you're a star And the felines respect your IQ.
Physicians and Veterinarians Birthday, 50
Look around (and it's safe to take bets) At your scalpels, forceps and curettes Half a century wise This is your paradise What you've got is as good as it gets.
Not looking forward to fifty? And suggestions to get a face lift? We Should not be obtuse You don't need the abuse. Anyway, it's still better than sixty.
Baby Boomers
Our cohort is called "baby boomer." Dads home from the war (there's the rumor) Were happy to see Our Moms such that we Are alive to enjoy birthday humor.
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Challenge: 50th Birthday Poems
50 and Fit
Fifty's good, so ignore the detractor From biking (OR running, or hiking or swimming) you are benefactor Of health plain to see You look thirty-three. You're fit! And that's always a factor.
Variation: 50 with Good Intentions for a Fitness Program
Fifty's good, so ignore the detractor Who says it's downhill now? As actor We're in charge of our years Getting butts into gear's Our response to the grim malefactor.
Variation: 50 and Not So Fit
Fifty's good, so ignore the detractor Who says it's downhill now? As actor You're in charge of this year Get your butt into gear Or seek out a good chiropractor.
The American Dream
Fifty years isn't really isn't all bad Arriving there should make you glad. You've struggled and seen The American Dream And your credit score's high and ironclad.
Themes: 50th birthday poems jokes
At fifty, one yearns for the humanities courses previously ignored in the effort of making a livelihood. Time to go back and
pick up those pieces?
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