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60th Birthday Toasts for Free

60th Birthday Toasts For Free

60th Birthday

If you've got it, flaunt it!

The American Dream

Sixty years really isn't all bad
Think of all of the challenge you've had.
You've struggled and seen
The American Dream
And your credit score's really ironclad.

Compensations

Not looking forward to sixty?
And suggestions to get a face lift? We
Should not be obtuse
You don't need the abuse.
And your bankroll and grandkids are nifty.

Poems for 60th Birthday - Baby Boomers

Our cohort is called "Baby Boomer."
Dads home from the war (there's the rumor)
Were happy to see
Our Moms such that we
At sixty, enjoy birthday humor.

Staying Fit

Sixty's good, so ignore the detractor
From biking, you are benefactor
Of health plain to see
You look forty-three.
You're fit! And that's always a factor.
*Note - this would also work with "swimming," "running," "golfing," or "hiking"

Who’s In Charge?

Sixty's good, so ignore the detractor
Who says it's downhill. You're the actor
Who's in charge of this year
Get your butt into gear
Or seek out a good chiropractor

Other Birthday Years to Check Out

A Birthday Funny Poem for the Forties
A Birthday Limerick for the Thirties Decade?
Birthday Party Planning is Fun!
30th Birthday Poems
50th Birthday Poems Jokes
60th Birthday Toasts for Free
70th Birthday
Birthday Greeting Happy Birthday to You
Birthday Invitation Ideas
Birthday Limericks for the 50s
Birthday Poems for Parents
Forgot Your Birthday
Free Birthday Poems for Kids
Funny Birthday Poems
Funny Personalized Birthday Poems
Happy Birthday Mom Quotes Poems
Older Than Dirt





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