Sixty years really isn't all bad
Think of all of the challenge you've had.
You've struggled and seen
The American Dream
And your credit score's really ironclad.
Not looking forward to sixty?
And suggestions to get a face lift? We
Should not be obtuse
You don't need the abuse.
And your bankroll and grandkids are nifty.
Our cohort is called "Baby Boomer."
Dads home from the war (there's the rumor)
Were happy to see
Our Moms such that we
At sixty, enjoy birthday humor.
Sixty's good, so ignore the detractor*Note - this would also work with "swimming," "running," "golfing," or "hiking"
From biking, you are benefactor
Of health plain to see
You look forty-three.
You're fit! And that's always a factor.
Sixty's good, so ignore the detractor
Who says it's downhill. You're the actor
Who's in charge of this year
Get your butt into gear
Or seek out a good chiropractor
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