Auto Law Lemon (Aid)

Tonight the topic at the pub under heated discussion is auto law lemon (aid) of all things. It's evening in the pub and a group of attorneys share bonhommie and unwind in the room with the deep leather chairs

These are the same attorneys at each others' throats during the day kissing and making up, for to them, it is mostly a chess game played out in a legal arena.

Their candor here amazes Kathleen, who knows little of warranties, buybacks and lemon laws but quite a bit about humor. Since every human situation airs within this quiet refuge of Molly's Virtual Pub, no topic avoids scrutiny.

She even dashed off a couple of limericks about lemon laws. In some situations, if you don't laugh, you'll soon be depressed, and that is unacceptable.

Lemon Law for Vehicles and Other Machines

Is your shiny new car just a dud?
It's a lemon, and draining your blood?
And the hassle's a thorn
- Your machine won't conform -
To a warranty worth less than mud.

So check out lemon laws for your state
There's a good chance that some magistrate
Will insist on "buyback"
From those dealers who lack
Scrupulosity. Get a rebate!

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After auto law lemon (aid), do you need some more lawyer humor?