Birthday Jokes in Poetry

On this page are birthday jokes and birthday messages that poke a little fun at the aging process. Some of these funny poems are gentle ribs, others quite barbed.

Take a Bow

Today's your birthday, take a bow
Your friends all love you anyhow
Despite your years, for it is true
Just one day more accrues to you.

Salt and Pepper

Around these parts, we hardly care
That gray invades your raven hair
These signs of aging, we don't see
Our vision's failing, probably.

Your Present

How old are you this joyous day
That marks your birth? And, by the way,
I'm really rushed, so please adapt
The gift I bought you isn't wrapped.

Dinosaur

I'm issuing a proclamation
Announcing to the whole damnation
That you, born back in '44,
Are classified a dinosaur.

*note - substitute '24, '34, '54, or '64

Run for that Ball? O Please.

Your tennis game is just the pits
Your back, no doubt, is giving fits
And why, oh why, run for a ball
That gravity designed to fall?

Just One Day Older

Mon Dieu! You're ANCIENT, my dear friend
That's one year closer to the end
But look at it another way
You're one day more than yesterday.

Variation

Mon Dieu! You're ANCIENT, my dear friend
That's one year closer to the end
Forget about it for today
And smell the roses while you may.

Blurt it Out

Our cohort, well, it's getting old
And as we age, we grow more bold
A senior utters what he thinks:
This aging process really stinks.

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