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Birthday Limericks for the 50s
Birthday Limericks for all the Odd Years: How RefreshingFifty-one The day that you turn fifty-one You may feel that you've been hit-and-run If you need perspective Just take this directive Your journey's just barely begun. Fifty-two Your birthday's here, what, fifty-two? Your loved ones ( or good friends) would like to tell you That you're holding up well So kindly don't dwell On the past when your future's not through.
Our birthday girl(guy) is fifty-two A great opportunity you Won't want to miss So join us in this, Party for our motley crew.
Fifty-three Our birthday girl(boy) is fifty-three We were hoping that you would be free To climb in your car And come just as you are For a casual party soiree. Fifty-four The day that you turn fifty-four Sign up at the gym, you've a chore To work on your health For that's your true wealth And enjoy all the good things in store.
Our birthday girl(boy) is fifty-four But anyway, who's keeping score? It's a chance for a shindig So come take a spin and dig In on gourmet food galore. Birthday Limericks 55 and UpFifty-five Happy Birthday! So you're fifty-five? That's nothing, I've been there, and I've Got a wish here for you Be a child again, who Feels the wonder of being alive.
Fifty-six
Our birthday girl(boy) is fifty-six So let's all get together and mix Oh, the fat we will chew With a good wine or brew And the doldrums that we'll eighty-six! Are those candles just little pinpricks All them shouting that you're fifty-six? Vacate more, be less thrifty The decade of fifty Improves you! Those years are upticks. Fifty-seven
Such an odd year, that strange fifty-seven Is still good excuse for some leaven Of fun for the taking So join us in making The neighbors believe we're stone-deaf then.
Fifty-eight Fifty-eight, take a break, turn around See the structures you've built that have crowned A richly lived life So smile, take this knife, Cut the cake, and we'll pass it around.
Our birthday girl(guy/boy) is fifty-eight That's cause enough to celebrate So come to our house And help the guy(girl) grouse About "The Big 0" on her(his) plate. Fifty-nine Those birthdays which end in a nine Are hard ones, so join us this time To honor our hero Next year's ends in zero She'll (he'll) be under the covers, supine.
The day you become fifty-nine Enjoy it! You're marking the time When you'll wake up sixty Those round numbers hurt, we Advise you to note the time-line.
Fifty-nine? You've a year to re-tool Reinvent yourself! There's lots to do This year it's your project To make you the object Of care and not just a pack-mule.
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