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Create Your Own Card
with These Funny Birthday Poems for Parents
Birthday Poems for Parents
Challenge: Birthdays for
Parents
Age
45
The
child in you yet still survives
And my ramblings about forty-five's
Merely harmless prolixes
But Vital Statistics
Says you'll find yours down in the archives.
Variation:
Age 55
The
child in you yet still survives
And my ramblings about fifty-five's
Merely harmless prolixes
But Vital Statistics
Says you'll find yours down in the archives.
Variation:
Age 65
The
child in you yet still survives
And my ramblings about sixty-five's
Merely harmless prolixes
But Vital Statistics
Says you'll find yours down in the archives.
Challenge: Over the Hill Poems
For
the Hocky Player
Can
you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the hockey you once played with skill?
Oh, the pucks you could whack!
And your abs? A six pack.
Till you skated right over the hill.
Variation:
for the Tennis Player
Can
you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the tennis you once played with skill?
Slamming the ball
Across court, recall
All that fun, 'cause you're over the hill.
Variation:
for the Golfer
Can
you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the golf that you once played with skill?
Winning praise and award
And your abs? a washboard
Till you putted right over the hill.
Variation: for the Cyclist
Can you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the biking you once did with skill?
Uphill, you were stolid
But your calves? They were solid!
Till you pedaled right over the hill.
Variation: for the Swimmer
Can you vaguely remember
the thrill
Of the swimming you once
did with skill?
With the grace of the
otter
You played in the water
Then paddled right over
the hill.
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