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with These Funny Birthday Poems for Parents


Birthday Poems for Parents

Challenge: Birthdays for Parents

    Age 45
    
    The child in you yet still survives
    And my ramblings about forty-five's
    Merely harmless prolixes
    But Vital Statistics
    Says you'll find yours down in the archives.
    
    Variation: Age 55
    
    The child in you yet still survives
    And my ramblings about fifty-five's
    Merely harmless prolixes
    But Vital Statistics
    Says you'll find yours down in the archives.
    
    Variation: Age 65
    
    The child in you yet still survives
    And my ramblings about sixty-five's
    Merely harmless prolixes
    But Vital Statistics
    Says you'll find yours down in the archives.


Forthe Hocky Player

Canyou vaguely remember the thrill
Of the hockey you once played with skill?
Oh, the pucks you could whack!
And your abs? A six pack.
Till you skated right over the hill.

Variation:for the Tennis Player

Canyou vaguely remember the thrill
Of the tennis you once played with skill?
Slamming the ball
Across court, recall
All that fun, 'cause you're over the hill.

Variation:for the Golfer

Canyou vaguely remember the thrill
Of the golf that you once played with skill?
Winning praise and award
And your abs? a washboard
Till you putted right over the hill.

Variation: for the Cyclist

Can you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the biking you once did with skill?
Uphill, you were stolid
But your calves? They were solid!
Till you pedaled right over the hill.

Variation: for the Swimmer

Can you vaguely rememberthe thrill
Of the swimming you oncedid with skill?
With the grace of theotter
You played in the water
Then paddled right overthe hill.

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