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Birthday Poems for Parents

Some birthday poems for parents on this page. These are themes and variations for birthdays that end in a "five" as well as some "over the hill" verses.

Birthdays for Parents

Age45

The child in you yet still survives
And my ramblings about forty-five's
Merely harmless prolixes
But Vital Statistics
Says you'll find yours down in the archives.

Variation:Age 55

The child in you yet still survives
And my ramblings about fifty-five's
Merely harmless prolixes
But Vital Statistics
Says you'll find yours down in the archives.

Variation:Age 65

The child in you yet still survives
And my ramblings about sixty-five's
Merely harmless prolixes
But Vital Statistics
Says you'll find yours down in the archives.

Over the Hill Poems

For the Hockey Player

Can you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the hockey you once played with skill?
Oh, the pucks you could whack!
And your abs? A six pack.
Till you skated right over the hill.

Variation:for the Tennis Player

Can you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the tennis you once played with skill?
Slamming the ball
Across court, recall
All that fun, 'cause you're over the hill.

Variation:for the Golfer

Can you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the golf that you once played with skill?
Winning praise and award
And your abs? a washboard
Till you putted right over the hill.

Variation: for the Cyclist

Can you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the biking you once did with skill?
Uphill, you were stolid
But your calves? They were solid!
Till you pedaled right over the hill.

Variation: for the Swimmer

Can you vaguely remember the thrill
Of the swimming you once did with skill?
With the grace of the otter
You played in the water
Then paddled right over the hill.

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