Brothers Birthday Limericks (Rude)
Here's some rude limericks for your brothers birthday continuing with the theme, Older Than Dirt. And if your sister has a sense of humor, here's a similar set of limericks for her.
Free Sibling Birthday Poems
Some girl inadvertently hurt
Your feelings, yet still, extrovert
You indubitably are
And you're well up to par.
She's a twit, and you're older than dirt.
Variation on Brothers Birthday
A sweet young thing, pretty and pert
That you winked at was heard to assert,
"Do you have a tick?"
She was just a dipstick.
So forget her, you're older than dirt.
Variation: From Your Caddy
The caddy unnerved you, it hurt
To suggest you weren't up to the work
To drag your own bags,
The kid only brags
He's a jerk, and you're older than dirt
What ho! You say the lass cheats and these are all similar limericks? (*Kindly note the plethora of alliteration in that phrase: "s," "i," "m," "l," and "r"). Kathleen, unaccountably amused by the theme, continues to play with it, and moreover, will continue with it until every variation has been exhausted.
Variation: Golfing Buddy?
Some golfer unnerved you, it hurt
To suggest you weren't up to the work
To drive the ball far
You're still well up to par.
He's a jerk, still, you're older than dirt.
Variation: Up to Par
Some girl inadvertently hurt
Your feelings, yet still, extrovert
You indubitably are
And you're well up to par.
She's a twit, and you're older than dirt.
Hmmm…perhaps our patron’s brother suffers from a touch of sibling rivalry even at this late date? Tsk, tsk. Middle children never seem to let it go, do they? At times like these, other gainful occupations seem quite attractive...
Should Older Than Dirt become tedious for you, Dear Reader, and you seek loftier thoughts, follow us to the next room...
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