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Canadian Humour
Challenge: Canadian Humour
What ho? A Canadian visitor? Judging by the sporran, kilt, and bagpipes, he is on tour. About that kilt, hmmm…perhaps if a serviette were dropped, one could retrieve it from the floor and answer that question once and for all.
Autobus
Our mates to the south,
we don't choose.
But the borders we
share, interfuse.
To look, you can't tell
That we're different.
Oh, well,
They can't even
pronounce the word "bus."
Kathleen looks flummoxed. She is trying to figure out a limerick
rhyming the words “schedule” or
“about.” Still, one wonders why he needs the hockey
stick and how it came to be that he is missing teeth?
Canadian humour would make a worthy challenge. Any takers for the retort?
Challenge: Funny Canadian Poems
Bossy
They're constantly
giving us orders
About how to police our
own borders
Their attentions should
span
Their own problems at
hand,
And their various public
disorders.
Who Else?
We LOVE our American
neighbors
Though they rant and
they rattle their sabers.
They're still our good
friends
Though their means serve
their ends.
And who else could
survive all their labors?
Ah, not used to more than 6%, no doubt. Next round, we are slipping him
one of those “near beers.”

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