Christmas Poems and New Years Poems

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With these Christmas poems and New Years poems, Molly, Kathleen and all the gang here at Molly's Virtual Pub wish you and yours the peace of the season. Christmas Humor recaps the old and welcomes the New Year with a jaded eye and a plethora of limericks noting political gaffes.

A Plethora of Christmas Poems

Here-Be Limerick-Poems wishes you
Every wish that you hope will come true
In two thousand and nine.
May the next year in line
Offer hope and a better world view.
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Christmas and New Years Greetings

To our friend, child and every in-law
May sweet blessings descend on you all
And the boon that's most dear?
Having family here!
The Green Isles wish you "Erin Go Bragh."

Receive our warmest New Year Greetings and the hopes that the upcoming year will fulfill the promise of a new presidency, one with no major political gaffes, for there are plenty of topics more worthy to laugh at without resorting to the shenanigans and failings of public figures.

And remember, if we all pull together, put our shoulders to the wheel, our noses to the grindstone, our heads in the clouds and our feet on the ground, we shall no doubt all wind up in traction. Peace be with you, Shalom, Assalamu alaikum, Pace, Paz, etcetera and so forth...

2008 Political Gaffes

Two thousand and eight in review
Provided us more than a few
Entertainments and laughs
With political gaffes
And aren't we all glad that it's through?

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New Years Poems

May our new president be found wise
Fielding crises that surely arise
As our planet contracts.
We need no more Iraqs
And we hope he cleans that up likewise.

New Year Greetings

The year, two thousand eight, shall we say,
"Good riddance" without a delay
To the year that was hell
As we bid sad farewell
To our nest-eggs that withered away?

Political Gaffes Against Hospitality and Statesmanship

In Iraq, we beheld the snafu,
Of a journalist throwing a shoe
At the visiting Bush
For an Op-Ed ambush
Staining Arab "good faith" black and blue.
Merry Christmas! Jeannette Ramirez


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