Should Kathleen be able to snatch a moment from her wait staff duties, she will be pleased to dash a limerick off and add it to the site. You will then be alerted by return e-mail that your topic has been addressed.
Kathleen does not feel qualified to deal with every topic under the sun for some are beyond her ken, and others make her blush (she is from the countryside and terribly parochial). Please allow the girl ample time (a fortnight, perhaps), for though she strives assiduously to respond to her clientele's requests, the pub is regrettably short-handed.
Edward, annoyed by her occasional misspell or gaffe, posits that this form would likewise serve for a correcting mechanism. Though Kathleen by no means can unscramble an egg, she does aspire to certain standards, and would welcome those English majors among her Dear Readers who would gently point out those troublesome spots.
Of course, should you approve of a felicitous turn of phrase, it would lighten Kathleen's day to hear of it and like all barmaids, she appreciates a tip (enter it below).
Hmm....we hear
We love you, Kathleen.
No expectations here, no newsletters, nothing to sell, just tell why Kathleen amused you, and that's that.