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Hail The Diamond Jubilee. 60th Diamond Wedding Anniversary Toasts Are Here
Who Would Roast Such A Feat?


Hail The Diamond Jubilee! 60th Diamond Wedding Anniversary Toasts Are Here, Who Would Roast Such A Feat? Not Kathleen, who curtsies, nor Edward, who bows deeply to those who have been married for sixty years! Molly’s cockles are warmed, and her Irish eyes shine, so she is footing the bill for this round.

This rarefied air is the true home of romance. When two souls sustain each other thusly; it is enough to bring hope to the world that little children can love one another. Bless you for the example. Here’s to you!

Flavors

Anniversaries have more than one flavor
But some lucky numbers to savor
Are silver ones, gold ones
The biggest and bold ones
But few reach the diamond, I'll waiver.


A New Olympic Event

You win the Olympic event
Of the longest a marriage has went
How ever did you
Stick it out? Wish we knew,
And the two of you still seem content.

Planning such events as a Diamond Jubilee is both a joyful and daunting task. Should you be searching for ideas, step this way…

Diamond Jubilee

Diamond is the Jubilee
The wedded shoot for. Fantasy
For most of us, though.
What we'd like to know,
Is how you sidestepped ennui?

True Romance

Reaching the diamond observance
Leaves the rest of us baffled. So perchance
Did both of you
Wed as infants? The crew
Here believes sixty's honest, true, romance.

Please Advise

Could you share with us all that is wise?
At sixty years wed, please advise.
How you both seem serene
With your love evergreen
It's a thing very few realize.

Sparkling Love

Little doubt sixty years takes the prize
You've done something right, so advise.
How do you stay serenely
―Quite adamantinely―
In love? For it shows in your eyes.


Molly would like to acknowledge you in a special way, by mentioning your milestone and your first names in this room at the pub.

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