Get Yer Red Hot eLoan! Read All About It!
Equity rates have never been better and this might be the time to refinance. Here begins a series of pages on our lighthearted take on the economy and personal money matters.
The economy limps on but at Here Be Limerick Poems, we believe in investing in your own business. The money spent on that new fridge can never compete with the joy of self-employment.
Such serious matters are still amusing - here's our take on the recession.
This stimulus package we've got
It's so tiny, it won't help a lot
Please don't buy an iPhone
Add that mite to a loan
Better build up your business somewhat.
The world that we live in moves fast
In recession, we struggle to grasp
Income streams that we've sewn
Get yourself an eloan
Start your website and build it up fast.
The economy's sluggish at best
When the going gets tough, you can't rest
There's no money to spare,
Put your dollars where they're
More effective. It's time to invest.
So you might wonder where I get off giving investment advice? After all, this site is for entertainment. Once upon a time, a long time ago, the webmaster of Here Be Limerick Poems, yours truly, had a CFP, a stockbroker's license, and an insurance license - no kidding!
Goes to show, you live long enough, you drink from many streams. By and by, maybe I'll share with you some of the other not-so-frivolous hats I've worn.
Or maybe not.
Could be boring.
I no longer ply that trade, but the memory lingers on. I like this work better than anything I've ever done before.
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