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Here Be Free Birthday Poems For Kids From Parents, Grandparents, And Friends..


Challenge: Free Birthday Poems For Kids

In the best tradition of a neighborhood pub, there is a room set aside just for children's birthday parties and those noisy machines that go "ping" endlessly as the young people, who are most adept, rack up heady scores that might qualify them one day as fighter pilots.

On such nights, Edward makes himself scarce, retreating to his ownquiet hearth to read Plutarch's Lives of theNoble Grecians and Romans. Tonight, however, he shufflesback to his wee table in the corner, hoping that the din will drown outthe happy sounds of children’s laughter.


Pirates!

Your parents are givinga party
And you're guest ofhonor, me hearty
With pirates and such
Gifts galore, and so much
To share with yourfriends there, you smarty.

Ballet!

Today you are havingyour birthday
Your friends have allcome here and they may
be dressed up and frilly
and eat themselves silly
and dance to some musicfrom ballet.

Challenge: Funny Birthday PoemsFor Kids

Cash Gift!

Your Mom and Dad loveyou, you know
And to prove it, they'vegiven you dough
to spend as you like
on some clothes or a bike
to take you where you'dlike to go.

Pets!

Forever, you're bringinghome pets
Causing us, your dearparents, some frets
But because you've beengood
We're thinking we could
Go for one more withoutthose regrets.

Sugar Today!

You know how we'restingy with treats?
Feed you fiber, andfruit and whole wheats?
There are no rules today
We just want to say,
It's your birthday,enjoy the good eats!
Free Birthday Poems For Kids and free odd years for grown-ups... Earned a Better Curfew

You've had a spectacularyear
Your grades and behaviorwe hear
From all teachersconcerned,
It seems you have earned
A more generous curfew,my dear.

Challenge: Free Poems ToGrandchildren

What do you want for yourbirthday?

You're our dear littlegirl, you're our honey,
We know you'd prefer awhite bunny
But your yard's prettysmall
So how 'bout a doll(ball)?
Or the clothes you might buywith some money!


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