Free Get Well Poem
The Knee Replacement

Well isn't THIS specialized! Select a free get well poem that is funny about something pretty painful - we are not laughing "at" you, merely "with" you. The jokes here for knee replacement come as limericks, of course, for that is our wont at Molly's Virtual Pub.

Perfect Physique

So I've heard that you've had knee replacement?
And we hope it was not a defacement
Of your perfect physique
When you'd just reached your peak
And retired with joyful embracement.

Brand New

Little doubt, you had bad inflammation
Perhaps osteo-degeneration?
Yet with this new prosthesis
We offer this thesis
We dub you a brand new creation.

Could Have Been Worse

Maybe the cause was arthritis?
And a joint filled with gritty detritis?
And walking was tough
With those bone edges rough
Still, it could have been spastic colitis.

Bionic Man

Damaged bone and some cartilage, too
Has no doubt been excised within you
With your new parts, you can
Be the bionic man
With no limits to what you can do!

Milk It for What It's Worth

We all know that you're chewing this bone
And getting some perks in your home
From your caring, dear spouse
For a while in your house
You're the King when you mumble and groan.