Here Be Free Poems for Dogs or Cats
Funny and Sad

Free poems for dogs, cats and others are here. They (somewhat tenuously) share the planet with us and deserve our respect and proper husbandry.

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At the Door

Who cares when you come in the door?
Lives to play fetching games, tug-of-war?
You're the world to your pet
Better friend, you won't get
And that is what puppies (or canines) are for.
Love Cats!

There are cat people and dog people and you know which you are. Molly's family has had both at various times, the dogs rather more assigned to the menfolk, and the cats to the ladies. Some pets leave a very deep impression and their passing hurts more than one might suspect.

Cats and dogs work their way into our hearts for the unconditional love they provide. The children wanted to replace Misty with a kitten, but you know, pets are not really interchangeable, are they? Each comes with a personality which is unique. Pet sympathy poems are here, a start at least, and perhaps more later.

Losing a pet is sad. Poorly treated pets are yet sadder. PETA has much to say about such things.

Pet Sympathy Poems

Losing a Pet

Does the world stop because your dog died?
No it doesn't, yet dogs are allied
To the human adventure
When they leave, we could venture
To say, poignant echoes abide.

Let us turn this sad page and consider instead the humor and devotion our pets, and other animals, bring to our lives. Free poems for dogs, cat humor, and even the more exotic type of animal are fair game for this page, so to speak.

Dog Jokes

What a Pet is Not

Pups and kittens grow to cats and dogs
But the pet-owner knows they’re not clogs
In Man-centered times,
All locations and climes,
Fellow travelers in Man's epilog.

Compare: Cats or Dogs?

Debate rages on, sides stand pat
Is the best pet a dog or a cat?
The dog's built for action,
The cat? Satisfaction.
Are esteemed, pro and con, tit for tat.

Digital or Analog?

Not just entries in some catalog
Of taxonomy, your pet's not mere clog
The dog's built for action,
The cat? Satisfaction
Dogs are digital, cats analog.

Large Pets?

Should you limit yourself to the mammal,
Get a big one and let the thing trammel
Through field, flower-bed
When your neighbor sees red
You'll be walking a mile for your camel.

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