Fun with Politicians
by Joe
(Texas)
Vote Early, Vote Often!
As you know, Molly loves guest limericists! Here is Joe's political limerick - and though you probably know, here at the pub, we maintain a careful political neutrality, we are definitely in favor of the public's right to note the quirks of our statesmen and politicians.
Power to the people!
At any rate, here's Joe take on one of our famous leaders - the one who invented the Internet! :)
A sly politician named Gore,
A really impossible bore,
He thought he could win
As surely as sin
If new votes from non-votes he tore.