Funny Birthday Poem for the Preteen

A funny birthday poem for the preteen and the teenager year- by-year is hard to come by, true, as limerick poems, but before we are through, ages one to one hundred may be covered.

11 Years Old

You're eleven, and what will you get?
Your first MP3, and I'll bet
Your next shoes will have heels
That your new dream is "wheels"
But don't drive off too fast, my pet.

12: Pre-teen Limerick

You're twelve and you need a cell phone
So your parents will know where you roam?
And is that where it ends
Or perhaps to call friends
So you won't be a minute, alone?

13: New Teenager Limerick

During this year you have changed
New equipment arrived, as arranged
For persons thirteen
Mother Nature is keen
That the child you once were is exchanged.

14 Fourteenth Birthday

You're fourteen, and we know you are wise
There's a worldliness you can't disguise
"Mom and Dad have no 'clue'"
Might occur now to you
But just don't give up yet on those guys.

15 Fifteenth Birthday Limerick

You say that the bed where you sleep
No longer has room for your feet?
There's nothing to fear
I've my credit card here
And some sales that I'd like you to meet.

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