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Funny Birthday Poem for the Preteen
A funny birthday poem for the preteen and the teenager year- by-year is hard to come by, true, as limerick poems, but before we are through, ages one to one hundred may be covered. 11 Years Old You're eleven, and what will you get? Your first MP3, and I'll bet Your next shoes will have heels That your new dream is "wheels" But don't drive off too fast, my pet. 12: Pre-teen LimerickYou're twelve and you need a cell phone So your parents will know where you roam? And is that where it ends Or perhaps to call friends So you won't be a minute, alone? 13: New Teenager Limerick During this year you have changed New equipment arrived, as arranged For persons thirteen Mother Nature is keen That the child you once were is exchanged. 14 Fourteenth Birthday You're fourteen, and we know you are wise There's a worldliness you can't disguise "Mom and Dad have no 'clue'" Might occur now to you But just don't give up yet on those guys. 15 Fifteenth Birthday Limerick You say that the bed where you sleep No longer has room for your feet? There's nothing to fear I've my credit card here And some sales that I'd like you to meet.
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