Here Be Funny Birthday Poems, Birthday Toasts, and Over the Hill Poems--Limericks All.
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Here are funny birthday poems for milestone years. We would not want you to wrack your brain struggling for a special wish for your beloved, or birthday poems for
parents
if that is your need. Of course, they are in limerick form, for that is our wont here at the pub. Or, are you searching for funny birthday poems for your
mother?
Mayhaps the theme,
Older Than Dirt?
Or perhaps it is someone's
60th birthday?
And don't forget to wrap that gift nicely. Presentation counts, and it costs little. Kathleen uses the funny papers, for it is most economical. Once she tried a brown grocer's bag and tied it up with raffia with a small bouquet of golf tees--very masculine! Her father never suspected his gift wrap cost nothing. By the by, we have New Brews for those odd years, starting with the
twenties,
we have fairly well canvassed the thirties, forties, and fifties.
Now, Paddy turned 50,
and if you likewise need this year, step this way! Who's paying for the round? Should these not be personal enough, try
inserting a name
on one of these...
21st Birthday
You're adult now, and want to have fun The years have flown by, twenty-one Is a milestone, but note That your judgment's inchoate, Remember you're still underdone.
30th Birthday
No matter what friends are asserting, Twenty-nine creeps away without hurting. Your chances for wealth, For joy, and good health Are still yours with a little exerting.
Your 30th (OR 40th) birthday's a quest To make this quirky milestone your best. Still it's only mid-life Live the rest of your life There's not going to be a retest.
Fait Accompli
The birthday that's best, some agree Is not the one when you were three. Each age is the best The wise will attest And the past is a fait accompli.
Are you looking for funny poems for
children?
Come right this way! 40th Birthday
Forty's tough, please don't whimper, just cross it. You hear time's winged chariot, don't gloss it. Memories past satisfy And the sun is still high... Yet you might spend the day in the closet. 50th Birthday
The race does not go to the swift. We
Suggest you avoid a downshift, The
Pros tell us move it
Or else, you may lose it.
Congrats on arriving at fifty.
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