Here Be Funny Birthday Poems, Birthday Toasts, and Over the Hill Poems--Limericks All.
Here are funny birthday poems for milestone years. We would not want you to wrack your brain struggling for a special wish for your beloved, or birthday poems for parents if that is your need. Of course, they are for limerick lovers, for that is our wont here at the pub.
You're adult now, and want to have fun The years have flown by, twenty-one Is a milestone, but note That your judgment's inchoate, Remember you're still underdone.
Other years and Grandparent's HB $notes$ below...
30th Birthday
No matter what friends are asserting, Twenty-nine creeps away without hurting. Your chances for wealth, For joy, and good health Are still yours with a little exerting.
Happy Birthday from Grandma and Grandpa
Here's a kiss and a hug from your granny And the gentlest of pats on your fanny Which we grown-ups bestow When we hope that you'll grow To be hardworking, loving, and canny.
And your grandpa directs me to add A check for your Mom and your Dad To deposit for you So you can get through University as undergrad.
Your 30th (OR 40th) birthday's a quest To make this quirky milestone your best. Still it's only mid-life Live the rest of your life There's not going to be a retest.
Fait Accompli
The birthday that's best, some agree Is not the one when you were three. Each age is the best The wise will attest And the past is a fait accompli.
40th Birthday
Forty's tough, please don't whimper, just cross it. You hear time's winged chariot, don't gloss it. Memories past satisfy And the sun is still high... Yet you might spend the day in the closet.
50th Birthday
The race does not go to the swift. We Suggest you avoid a downshift, The Pros tell us move it Or else, you may lose it. Congrats on arriving at fifty.
