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Here Be Funny Birthday Poems, Birthday Toasts, and Over the Hill Poems--Limericks All.

Choose from any of our funny birthday poems and put it on an apron. Or, is someone going through "the change"? Say it on a T-shirt, mug, sweatshirt or any one of a wide variety of products

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Any limerick from this website may be placed upon a T-shirt, sweatshirt, mouse pad, mug--you name it. Many different fun items are available. Say "Happy Birthday" with a smile or make a statement to the world about what is on your mind. If you do not see the limerick you want, we will make it up especially for you. Contact us for special requests. We will match the limerick to the product that you want.

Here are funny birthday poems for milestone years. We would not want you to wrack your brain struggling for a special wish for your beloved, or birthday poems for parents if that is your need. Of course, they are in limerick form, for that is our wont here at the pub. Or, are you searching for funny birthday poems for your mother? Mayhaps the theme, Older Than Dirt? Or perhaps it is someone's 60th birthday? And don't forget to wrap that gift nicely. Presentation counts, and it costs little. Kathleen uses the funny papers, for it is most economical. Once she tried a brown grocer's bag and tied it up with raffia with a small bouquet of golf tees--very masculine! Her father never suspected his gift wrap cost nothing. By the by, we have New Brews for those odd years, starting with the twenties, we have fairly well canvassed the thirties, forties, and fifties. Now, Paddy turned 50, and if you likewise need this year, step this way! Who's paying for the round? Should these not be personal enough, try inserting a name on one of these...

21st Birthday

You're adult now, and want to have fun
The years have flown by, twenty-one
Is a milestone, but note
That your judgment's inchoate,
Remember you're still underdone.

30th Birthday

No matter what friends are asserting,
Twenty-nine creeps away without hurting.
Your chances for wealth,
For joy, and good health
Are still yours with a little exerting.

Is what you really need some birthday invitation ideas?

30 or 40, Still Mid-Life

Your 30th (OR 40th) birthday's a quest
To make this quirky milestone your best.
Still it's only mid-life
Live the rest of your life
There's not going to be a retest.

Fait Accompli

The birthday that's best, some agree
Is not the one when you were three.
Each age is the best
The wise will attest
And the past is a fait accompli.


Are you looking for funny poems for children? Come right this way!
40th Birthday

Forty's tough, please don't whimper, just cross it.
You hear time's winged chariot, don't gloss it.
Memories past satisfy
And the sun is still high...
Yet you might spend the day in the closet.
50th Birthday

The race does not go to the swift. We
Suggest you avoid a downshift, The
Pros tell us move it
Or else, you may lose it.
Congrats on arriving at fifty.

Do funny birthday poems about fifty make you think about retirement?

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