Funny Birthday Quotes for Wednesday

Funny birthday quotes are tough when dealing with Wednesday's Child, who is "Full of Woe." This goes to the heart of the origin of birthday traditions which attempt to prophesy by the day of a birth.

Wednesday

Guys

Wednesday is the day you chose
And why you did it, heaven knows
Of all the days, the most forlorn,
And not the best day to be born.

We're superstitious? Not a bit.
You really made the best of it
The super guy we love and know
Is NEVER glum or full of woe.

Girls

Wednesday's child is full of woe?
How far afield we need to go
To twist that bitter, awful Fate
Is difficult to contemplate.

But let's try this - you have a heart
That sees injustices that smart
The great-souled person that you are
Cannot but bleed to see the scar

And feel with empathy and woe
Injustice in the status quo.

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