Funny Christmas Poems - A Parody
The Twelve Days of Christmas
A Parody for Him
12 Days of Christmas
This venture into funny Christmas poems could be an entirely new chapter for Here Be Limerick Poems. Parodies on beloved "standards" is an area rich for mining. Do you wish to see the matching parody on the 12 Days of Christmas for "her"? With some encouragement, I might try to do a parody for 'Twas the Night Before Christmas." Note that there is a comment form at the very bottom, and I'd be pleased to hear your feedback.
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On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
A chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Four socket sets,
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Five Allen keys!
Four socket sets,
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Six ball-pien hammers,
Five Allen keys!
Four socket sets,
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
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On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Seven wire strippers,
Six ball-pien hammers,
Five Allen keys!
Four socket sets,
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Eight vise grip pliers
Seven wire strippers,
Six ball-pien hammers,
Five Allen keys!
Four socket sets,
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Nine circuit testers,
Eight vise grip pliers,
Seven wire strippers,
Six ball-pien hammers,
Five Allen keys!
Four socket sets,
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Ten safety goggles,
Nine circuit testers,
Eight vise grip pliers,
Seven wire strippers,
Six ball-pien hammers,
Five Allen keys!
Four socket sets,
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Eleven wooden chisels,
Ten safety goggles,
Nine circuit testers,
Eight vise grip pliers,
Seven wire strippers,
Six ball-pien hammers,
Five Allen keys!
Four socket sets,
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Twelve drywall hammers,
Eleven wooden chisels
Ten safety goggles,
Nine circuit testers,
Eight vise grip pliers,
Seven wire strippers,
Six ball-pien hammers,
Five Allen keys!
Four socket sets,
Three drill bits,
Two caulking guns,
And a chain saw for pruning a tree.
Through all these days of Christmas,
I've wondered what will be
The job list she's planning for me?
What other funny Christmas poems would you like to see rewritten?
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