Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes
and Famous Girlfriends

On this page are some funny birthday quotes written because Molly has a friend who will stand in a thunderstorm with her, pressure washer poised, to help clean the cushions on the outdoor furniture. She’s the first one to get the call about some good news or not-so-good news. Should you be so fortunate to have such a friend, send her a laugh:

Lucy and Ethel

Those disasters escaped by hairsbreadth tell
The stories of two ne'redo wells. Dwell
Upon the great lines
We zinged oftentimes.
I'll be Lucy, and you can be Ethel.

Remember we danced the watusi
And shared gossip fulsome and juicy?
Your friendship means more
Than I'd ever asked for.
I'll be Ethel and you can be Lucy.

Famous girlfriends, funny friendship quotes, verily complete stories about famous or infamous pairs; who have we missed?

Friendship Valentine Card

Mary and Martha

There are those who will fetch and will carry
But other souls choose just to tarry
And to sit at the knee
To enjoy company
You be Martha and I will be Mary.

As the first one to finish her part, the
Jobs that are begging won't start the
Process themselves,
We need busy elves.
You be Mary and I will be Martha.

Short Friendship Stories

Thelma and Louise

Seize the day now, and then squeeze
Take the bull by the horns, if you please.
Let's take a ride
In my car, at my side
You be Thelma and I'll be Louise.

When troubles pile up, overwhelm. A
Girl needs a hand at the helm. A
Friend, when attacked,
You've covered by back.
You be Louise and I will be Thelma

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