Funny Painful Stuff

Time for some funny painful stuff - dealing with techno-gadgets. "No signal," "unstable condition," "uses only [fill in the blank, some weird battery type you don't have]", camera chip missing, can't find your laptop cable. You name it, I live there.

Maybe you, too?

Here's a set of clean, short, funny jokes about gadgets. People who need electronics in their work can appreciate the pain it is to deal with these time-wasters. On some days, we all live in. . .

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Techno-Hell

A feeling that I know so well.
Is living here in techno-hell.
Serving whizbangs eats my time
While worthwhile projects queue in line.

I've got a scanning pen for notes.
It promises, then merely gloats.
And will not behave properly.
When plugged into my PC.

I got a VoIP -- a kind of phone.
Beyond the landline, for my home.
To set it up I'll need a geek.
With what they charge, I'm up a creek.

My camera? The charger's gone.
Moved by an impish leprechaun.
Why can't it use plain batteries?
'Cause finding those is just a breeze.

My fancy printer's on the fritz.
It's wireless, and giving fits.
Replaced it with this USB.
A step back in technology.

My scanner's working fine, at least.
With just one button, it's a beast.
The soul of pure simplicity!
And prized among my gadgetry.

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