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Funny Personalized Birthday Poems


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Challenge: Funny Personalized Birthday Poems

Female, One Syllable

Jill (for example), I told you to sit very still
The dishes are piled but they will
Very soon all be clean
It's your birthday! I mean
Would you care for another refill?

Female, Two Syllable, Emphasis On First Syllable

Debra (for example), good grief, please advise
Here's a gift, tell me now, is the size
a good one for you?
Or have I just blew
My cash with selections unwise?


Female, Three Syllable, Emphasis On First Syllable

Jennifer (for example), tell me my sweet
What would you think the best treat
To give you today
For it's your birthday
How about let's go out now and eat?

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Challenge: Poems Husband Birthday

Male, One Syllable

Bill (for example), it's your day to sit on the couch
And watch a good game and to slouch
And nap, if you will,
Or golf all day 'till
Cows come home or you just grow a pouch.

Male, Two Syllable, Emphasis On First Syllable

Michael (for example), today is your day to play.
You know I get carried away.
Should you choose to saw wood
That's all very good
But make time for your party today

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Challenge: Funny Birthday Poems Male

Male, Three Syllable, Emphasis On First Syllable

Benedict (for example), don't move a muscle.
Today it's your birthday, the hustle
You normally face?
I'll take your place
In the usual bother and bustle.


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