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Funny Poems from Martha
Martha has gone berserker here in Molly's Virtual Pub with funny poems (she is an ARTISTE and cannot be constrained by thematic considerations, but we love her anyway so here they be). They are scattered from pets, to religious deonominations, to the way old folks "smell" (we're all getting there, aren't we?). So, what the hey, ENJOY! ALL these limericks on this page are courtesy of Martha Long. In the car with my dog who’s named Plucky
He howled all way to Kentucky.
One bright day in May
That dog ran away-
I consider myself very lucky.
Do you have a cat for a pet?
Now what is the pleasure you get?
They don’t come when you call,
They can’t fetch at all,
and no cat has caught a ball yet.
The Methodists aren’t any fun
Both drink and dance they do shun
SO don’t join that tribe
If you like to imbibe
Or they may kick you out on your bum.
OK, so some of these are "twisted funny poems" but I am sure the Methodists won't mind. There once lived a King name of Chris
With a daughter too ugly to kiss.
But he wed her one day
To a blind Prince named Ray
And they lived on forever in Bliss.
There once was a lassie named Moll
Who never did dance, not at all.
But when served some whiskey
She acted quite frisky
Becoming the bell of the ball.
We hope these limericks lighten your day! There once was a man name of Twining
who complained ‘bout his food while a-dining.
So his insulted wife
Who took out a big knife
And that was the end of his whining.
A stinky old man named MacGroo
Was so hungry that he ate his shoe.
And whenever you meet
You will notice his feet
And his breath both smell like a zoo.
Martha, these are really funny limericks!
Leave funny poems and go back to the bar.
Please do not forget to attribute to Jeannette Ramirez as author unless otherwise noted. Webmasters, you laughed? Then, please link! 
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