Funny Poetry from Limericist Ed Beardsley

Enjoy Ed Beardsley's funny poetry for a good time! He is on a roll - and he knows his away around this art form. Feel free to join in the fun by using the form below to send in your limericks.

Lecherous Menaces

A lady who lived near where Venice is
Thought all men were lecherous menaces
So she giggled and smiled
And brought forth a child
By the process of parthenogenesis.

Sigmund Freud's Mother

The mother of young Sigmund Freud
Found herself more than annoyed
When she read in his journal
That her kisses maternal
Were oedipal thrills he'd enjoyed.

A Bagel from Hegel

In a pub on the banks of the Rhine
Where philosophers come often to dine
I tried to inveigle
A bagel from Hegel
In exchange for some cheap Rhinish wine.

Beethoven's Music

The music of Ludwig Beethoven
With the fabric of genius is woven
Yet he'd rant, carp and quarrel
Which points out a moral;
The feet of a god are oft cloven.

Divining Rod

A douser who hailed from Lee Vining
Had a rod that was great at divining
The presence of water
Or whether your daughter
Was willing or felt like declining.

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