Funny Rude Poems for Birthdays
For Your Honey on His Birthday
If you need some funny rude poems, our Kathleen, the bar maid, is serving them up along with a jab or two about your honey's waistline.
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You've reached the age, I'm sad to sayKathleen the Bar Maid
Your arms must hold the page away
Your pants don't fit from yesteryear
But with all that, I love you, dear.
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Today is the day of your birthMarty Long
Let us fill it with laughter and mirth
Let us shout from the roof
Though you're long in the tooth
That we love you in spite of your girth.
From the Older Than Dirt Series
Your birthday is a special dayMarty Long
Let trumpets sound and tell-
That for someone as old as you,
You're doing very well!
From the Series Free Drinking Toasts for Birthdays
Today's a day that's just for you,Marty Long
So celebrate! Don't fail!
For Birthdays come but once a year
Just don't end up in jail!
Love Birthday Poem
There's snow on the roofKathleen the Bar Maid
And you creak when you start
But all that I see
Is the love in your heart.
Funny Love Poem
More funny rude poems in this room of the pub.
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