Green Tea Health Benefits

Today Molly Advises Green Tea Health Benefits with Tea Limericks

Molly is having a hard time with the eight glasses of water a day that is the mantra of all sloshing nutritionists. Water just isn't her cup of tea. She decided there had to be a better way and went surfing the Net when Ian the Geek momentarily quit his customary squatting rights in the Geek Room at Molly's Virtual Pub (to recycle Guinness).

Stroke Reduced

Wow, I was reading that stroke
Is reduced by three quarters in folk
Who are drinking green tea
That does it for me
To clean arteries in one keystroke.

She stumbled upon a warm and welcoming website Green Tea Health News and was ^R_I^V_I^T_E^D by the plethora of wise advice therein.

Anti-aging

Restriction of calories, too,
Is another thing that we should do
Anti-aging is thus
Dependent on us
And tea is a fat-burning brew.

In a fit of inspiration, Molly actually squeaked out these few limerick poems of her own, and finding them not too awful, and of an enduring benefit to her patrons, and MOREOVER, as she is always looking for a way to reduce without actually dieting, and notwithstanding Kathleen's hilarity at her venture into limerick poetry, and FURTHERMORE, throwing all caution to the wind about r u n-o n-s e n t e n c e s-l i k e-t h i s-o n e, she put them in A Really Huge Font so even Edward Lear could read them without his pince-nez and tacked them upon the wall. At that point she quit the computer for Ian was wearing a hole in the pub's rug from computer withdrawal.

History of Tea

Nearly 500 decades ago
Shen Nong, the August, came to know
The advantage of tea
Was as plain as could be
One can tell by the skin's healthy glow.

Green Tea Health*

A mountain-grown spring tea for me
Exquisite to taste, as you'll see
Darjeeling is best
First flush is the quest
As far from hum-drum as can be.

*© and courtesy of Sharon Jones

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