Happy Birthday 50th Jokes

Happy Birthday 50th Jokes leaning a bit on the ironic side to give a little perspective to the 50th birthday headstone, er, I mean "milestone."

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Happy Birthday 50th Jokes
Half a century today
I really don't know what to say
Except the other half will fly
And one day, you will wonder why
You thought that you were OLD today
And from that vantage point, you'll say
That you were just a mere babe then
So think it now, you're young, my friend.
Happy Birthday 50th Poems
Fifty today.
Does it pain you to say?
Two score and ten.
Does it sound better then?
Half a century wise.
Does that sentence disguise?
That's the best I can do,
Happy Birthday to you.
50th Birthday Party Toast
Fifty is the halfway mark to earn a century
So Happy Birthday, and take care
That you continue taking care.
We all love you!
Happy Birthday 50 Funny Poem
Fifty is a milestone year
Or is that "landmine"? Well, my dear,
Take with joy or take with dread
It's better friend, than being dead.

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