Happy Birthday Adult Funny

Keyword for this page is "Happy Birthday Adult Funny" and just the thing for someone taking things a bit too seriously, right?

Don't keep us in suspense because
We're wondering a bit
How you regard this birthday
Will you throw a hissy-fit?

Will you go on a shopping binge
For diamonds, clothes, or shoes?
Or will you merely stay in bed
And settle in the blues?

Aging's not for wimps, they say
So know we're watching you
To find out how to handle it
'Cuz our turn's coming, too.

Happy Birthday Adult Poems

Happy Birthday, anyway
It's better old, than dead
We'll tiptoe out and let you be
To nurse the things you dread

You're positively ancient, now
So lick your wounds and pine
Or shake it off, get out of bed
And have a glass of wine.