Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's Day from the gang at Molly's Virtual Pub with Fathers Day poetry and some funny quotes you can write on the card for your Dad.

The theme for Dad's Day is "Dad, started thinking of you" for those times that it's impossible to be there in person to deliver funny poems. On such holidays, the mind often turns with sentiment to that great guy who fed you, clothed you, and passed on the work ethic to you - often by standing you in back of the lawn mower!

Dad, started thinking of you
And all of the grills you've been through
So I piled coals in there
Splashed with fluid to spare
Lit a match, kissed my brows adieu.

Dad, I was thinking of you
And the mowers that you have been through
For my own biomass
Someone else cuts the grass
With the money not spent on a few.

Dad, I was thinking of you
And the backbreaking work you've been through.
Like you, pulling crabgrass
As I make one more pass
My persistence is like déjà vu

Dad, I was thinking of you
And the gadgets that you have been through
As I view my own stash
Wish I had back the cash
That I spend on the junk I accrue.

Dad, I was thinking of you
And the hand tools that you have been through
With that cash back today
Pretty sure you could pay
To have every job done by a crew.