The Holiday Calendar is Up!

The holiday calendar is up! Kathleen so loves a holiday that she doesn't seem to have noticed that workers in the food service business seldom get to enjoy them. On the contrary, they are busier than ever.

Kathleen had been tacking limericks and poems all over the walls relating to Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Christmas, and the like until the clutter ignited the flames of ennui beneath Molly and today she is on a mission to organize the place. It seems that Molly is continually beating back the forces of chaos.

The Holiday Calender's up
If you're looking for something and stuck
Pecking around
Until what you need's found
Is no longer a matter of luck.

Dutifully, she has prepared a list of holidays, a poetry index of sorts, which in the pub usually means limericks. Not every category has entries at this point but by and by it will serve as a guide to finding the right limerick poem just in the nick of time for holidays.

• 1-Jan New Year's Day
• Birthday of Martin Luther King, third Monday in January.
• Inauguration Day, January 20th every four years.
• Washington's Birthday, third Monday in February
• St. Patrick's Day
• Mother's Day, second Sunday of May
• Armed Forces Day, third Saturday in May.
• Memorial Day, last Monday in May.
• 14-Jun Flag Day
• 16-Jun Bloomsday
• Father's Day, third Sunday of June
• 4-Jul United States of America's Independence Day
• Labor Day, first Monday in September
• Columbus Day, second Monday in October
• Sweetest Day, third Saturday in October
• Halloween, October 31
• Election Day, Tuesday on or after November 2.
• 11-Nov Veterans Day
• Thanksgiving Day, fourth Thursday in November.
• 25-Dec Christmas Day

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