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Cheers To You! Humorous Bar Toasts, Yours To Use


Challenge: Humorous Bar Toasts

Birthday

A birthday is not an elective,
But a time to be quite reflective.
If you stop celebrating
Then Death could be waiting
And that puts it all in perspective.
Martha Long



The groom and the bride get the thrill
And the guests get a drink and their fill.
But as you dance by
You will  hear a big sigh
From her Father who picked up the bill!
Martha Long

Bitter dregs and humorous bar toasts are fun. Other bitter dregs?

Challenge: Free Information About Narrative Poems

Breaking Up

Well, I guess it’s the end of the game.
And there’s no point in placing the blame.
So I’ll bid you adieu.
Kid, here’s looking at you!
And I hope that you wish me the same.
    Harry DeMaio

Grads

Congrats! now the future’s your own.
You can seek out a job and a home.
You are solid as gold
But you‘ll likely be old
When you’ve paid off your huge student loan.   
Martha Long

Party with laughter and beer
And hug everyone who is dear
For you can’t be sure
As you grow more mature
You’ll be able to party next year.   
Martha Long


Reconciliation

I’m so wretched that we are apart.
It’s been making a wreck of my heart.
Though I know we’re not speaking,
Just one word’s all I’m seeking.
Please say YES. We can make a new start.   
Harry DeMaio

Challenge: Free Verse Poems From Authors

So your birthday is coming along,
With candles and wishes and song.
If, to blow out the fire
Some help you require
Perhaps you have lived much too long.
    
Martha Long



Your birthday is finally here!
Let us lift up a glass of good cheer,
And drink one to you
For each year you’ve been through
And I’m betting we run out of beer.    
Martha Long

Poems that tell a story are narrative, and these free information about narrative poems do that. But should you need something else...


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