Cheers To You! Humorous Bar Toasts
Odds and ends suitable as humorous bar toasts - birthdays, graduations, etcetera, kind of thrown together on this page because they sound like something you might say when you hoist your brew.
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Birthday
A birthday is not an elective,By Martha Long
But a time to be quite reflective.
If you stop celebrating
Then Death could be waiting
And that puts it all in perspective.
Lived Too Long
So your birthday is coming along,By Martha Long
With candles and wishes and song.
If, to blow out the fire
Some help you require
Perhaps you have lived much too long.
Run Out of Beer
Your birthday is finally here!By Martha Long
Let us lift up a glass of good cheer,
And drink one to you
For each year you’ve been through
And I’mbetting we run out of beer.
Picked Up the Bill
The groom and the bride get the thrillBy Martha Long
And the guests get a drink and their fill.
But as you dance by
You will hear a big sigh
From her Father who picked up the bill!
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