Humorous Christmas Poems As Limericks, of Course

In the night you could hear a pin drop
Then out on the roof a clip-clop
There's a merry old elf
And it's Santa himself
Down the chimney he comes with a "plop."

The Elves

All the elves at the North Pole are pooped
Their wee little eyes red and drooped
Making train sets and dolls
High tech toys or round balls
And since Santa left, well nigh to looped.

Parents at Christmas

There are cookies all set out with care
But the space 'neath the tree is still bare
Mom is wrapping like mad
But what of poor Dad?
He's around here, no doubt, er, somewhere?

We Don't Need No Darn Instructions

Perhaps that's him there in the garage?
The guy dealing with quite a barrage
Of nut, spring, bolt, and screw
And not even a clue
Of how each piece fits in the collage.

Holiday Aftermath

And when Christmas has come and has gone
The checking account's overdrawn
The credit card? Maxed
And the budget? It's axed
Enough of these fun goings-on.

Beyond funny christmas poems, here's an Xmas Party invitation - as a limerick, of course.

Invitation

Could you join us on Christmas this year
For your presence is valued and dear
It would not be the same
Unless you all came
Please respond telling us you'll be here.