Welcome to Molly's Virtual Pub where original limericks are served up by Kathleen, the bar maid. Curious about our demographics?

Kindly visit our Site Map for a complete index including many hard-to-find birthday years, "over the hill" verses, and even a holiday calendar.

Featured Limerick Poem Du Jour

The day that you turn forty-one
You may feel that you've been hit-and-run
If you need perspective
Just take this directive
Your journey's just barely begun.

Other themes include working from home, verses on retirement and, of course, Irish themes like Bloomsday and St. Patrick's Day.

We offer a wide variety of children's poetry: funny poetry for children, humor about children, children's birthday greetings, poems serving as party invitations, and even some solid advice from early childhood educators.

Not everything here is about funny birthday poems, though, both because the human condition is pretty funny, and because we will go crazy writing only greeting card sentiments.

We find humor in pathos because sometimes you have to laugh or you may just cry. The problems that plague us deserve some limericks:

• the lemon law and your clunker
• some tongue-in-cheek advice on equity rates and your refinance
• and even the odd political theme.

Of course, we have off-the-wall holiday limericks - there's Mother's Day and Father's Day Poems, and a plethora on various professions and workplace humor. Two examples of which are accounting, ministries and -- perhaps unique to HBLP -- brain surgery, neurology, and other medical fields.

Kathleen comes closer and closer to that Holy Grail of a limerick for every year between age 0 to 100. We are your source for the most inclusive birthday greetings for every unique age on the Web.

The newest verses are at New Brews. There is even a new "Happy Birthday to You" sing-along section!"

Join the quirky gang at Molly's Virtual Pub for a rollicking good time. We have just about any topic under the sun. We are edging close to 1,000 original poems. There are hundreds of funny birthday poems from which to choose.

Can we show you to a booth? The pub has about one hundred seventy "rooms," each with its own theme, including: frivolity, sentiment, enlightenment and even one with candle light for romance. One may hear the din of hammers and saws after closing hours as building continues.

And don't worry, here at the pub, we maintain a family environment, and endeavor to keep our rooms clean—very nearly antiseptic, in fact—so the children will not pick up germs or other regrettable attributes.

Who visits? Our demographics

Affluent

Educated

With Kids