Jokes about Dieting and the Fad Diet

Some of our patron wits (or is that half-wits?) indulge in jokes about dieting, the fad diet and whatever other diet humor treats of the battle of the bulge. Why? Because Molly tried to squeeze into last year's St. Patrick's Day garb and she hasn't been fit to speak to since. Kathleen is steering clear of her assiduously, and hiding her stash of truffles, but so long as this is done as limerick poems, the rest of us might as well have a laugh.

Low Carb Diet?

For those who are trying low-carb
Cause you're barely contained in your garb
Unacceptable fat
On your bum where you've sat?
Let us hope you like fish and rhubarb.

Hmmm, yummy yummy roast beef. For those of us who have tried existing mostly on proteins - you will lose weight but it's not the best idea in the world.

I tried this once, and after a couple of weeks, my car turned into the parking lot of my favorite ice cream parlor - all by itself!

The body craves balance. The trick is good carbs, those that burn slowly. Brown rice, whole wheat breads - you know the drill!

Ketosis Diet?

They say that consuming protein
Will make you look pumped, flat, and lean
But beware of ketosis
It gives halitosis
And dumps nitrogen in your bloodstream.