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Jokes about Dieting and the Fad Diet
Some of our patron wits (or is that half-wits?) indulge in jokes about dieting, the fad diet and whatever other diet humor treats of the battle of the bulge. Why? Because Molly tried to squeeze into last year's St. Patrick's Day garb and she hasn't been fit to speak to since. Kathleen is steering clear of her assiduously, and hiding her stash of truffles, but so long as this is done as limerick poems, the rest of us might as well have a laugh.
| | Low Carb Diet? For those who are trying low-carb
Cause you're barely contained in your garb
Unacceptable fat
On your bum where you've sat?
Let us hope you like fish and rhubarb. |  | Ketosis Diet? They say that consuming protein
Will make you look pumped, flat, and lean
But beware of ketosis
It gives halitosis
And dumps nitrogen in your bloodstream. | Trust me, the funniest limerick poem
is at the very bottom of this
Here Be Limerick Home page and it has to
do with genetics (...don't tell my kids) |  | Diet Limericks Every diet has dire predictions
And fanatic, extreme predelictions
So perhaps they are wise
Who just buy larger size
And catalog diets as fictions. | | Funny Genetics Limerick Each diet has drawbacks apparent
Biochemical risks are transparent.
If you're not a big fan
Try this easier plan
And consider a skinnier parent! | Limerick: The Diet Thermostat A lot of folks swear on low-fat
Thinking this strategy's where it's at
Like the peddler's cup
You will never fill up
Satiation runs your thermostat. |  | | | |
If Jokes about Dieting and the Fad Diet are making you hungry, let's to to the Pub dining area!
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