Labor Day Facts
And (Gasp!) Wearing White After Labor Day!
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Keeping you from the regrettable social gaffe is what Molly's Virtual Pub is all about. Though we are not fashionistas, we are most acutely aware of well-established norms.
Here, presented with some Labor Day humor, is the continuation of fun facts about holidays to keep you current.
Symbolic End of the Summer
The significance of Labor Day
Is that kids can no longer delay
Getting up with the sun
For arithmetic fun
And throw English in there, by the way.
History of Labor Day
1894 is the year
Congress unveiled the premiere
Of the new Labor Day
When the trade unions play
With everyone else around here.
Meaning of Labor Day
They say everyone loves a parade
It's refreshing to see that -unpaid-
People march in them for
Only Esprit de Corps
And not for the buck that they made.
Wearing White After Labor Day
Wearing white after Labor Day's gauche
There are RULES you don't want to encroach
After Labor Day, white
Is a sin and a blight
Still, you'll wear "winter white" sans reproach.
Labor Day Sleep-In
By Congressional fiat, we play
On the day that they call Labor Day
A misnomer, methinks,
For we all grab some winks
And are sawing on logs anyway.
Labor Day Humor
All the flag-waving citizens cheer
Labor Day celebrations, revere,
But let's not be obtuse
The whole day's an excuse
For eating and swilling some beer.
Labor Day Invitation for You to Use
Please join us for some Labor Day fun
You need picnics? We're planning on one!
We'd be pleased if you came
It just won't be the same
Bring whatever you'd grill for your bun.
Non-Limerick Labor Day
We're celebrating Labor Day
- a holiday's a perk -
But we're celebrating labor
By avoiding any work?
Shortly after you require Labor Day facts, you'll be needing something for Halloween, no?
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