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Limerick Poems -
Are You Eggy Enough to "Get It?"

The limerick poems
and other works of author Jeannette Ramirez

Literati Limericks Pocket Book of Limericks Keepsake Book of Love and Marriage
Literati Limericks: Academic Arcana in Pithy Quips
$22.95 USD $29.22 CAD
The Pocket Book of Limericks, by 23 authors
$12.95 USD $16.50 CAD
The Keepsake Book of Love and Marriage
$12.95 USD $16.50 CAD


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2 pomes  Not rated yet
1)Wild sky
Always around the land
Daylight strikes the earth

2)Young tiger
Hearing across the waves
The night plays a tune

Roy's Limerick  Not rated yet
there is a girl from india,
her name is buena,
she lives upstairs,
she likes to go to sears,
that girl from india.

Roy's Limerick  Not rated yet
we got a yellow egg,
in that white sack,
first it is hidden,
then it got broken,
that big yellow egg.

Roy's Limerick  Not rated yet
There is a little kid called Roy,
He is a very naughty boy,
he got into the tree,
and bitten by the bee,
that silly boy called Roy .

Hail Hail to U City High  Not rated yet
Graduated in June '64
Not knowing what life had in store
Through laughter and tears
We've stayed close through the years
And look forward to so many ...

Let Freedom Sing  Not rated yet
Students met to rehearse for a play
Of some folks who lived long time ago.
Blacks and whites interact
Both in fiction and fact
To make this ...

Baseball: Never Too Old to Play "The" Game  Not rated yet

Baseball's America's game
It puts all others to shame
You can play when you're older
With sore knee, back, and shoulder
Strike out? There'...

Take four years of college in a capsule. Literati Limericks: Academic Arcana in Pithy Quips delivers the essence of most of the courses you took in an engaging and hilarious way. Literati Limericks distills whole volumes of dry textbooks into the five snappy lines of the limerick poem.

Intelligent humor at its pithiest
What the critics are saying:

"I had never seen a limerick encyclopedia and was surprised to realize how suitable the limerick is for this purpose. Literati Limericks covers the essentials of literature, history, philosophy, the Internet, and even science."
Marco Grazciosi, PhD, Universita' Degli Studi Di Bologna and webmaster of www.nonsenselit.org:


Here's a limerick history, my friend,
Of the world from beginning to end.
And it's most literary
(Not inane, blue, or scary).
Give your brain cells a chance to unbend.

Arthur Deex, JD, California, webmaster of www.limericks.org, (Pentatette), limericist and limerick collector extraordinaire.California


Dear Reader, this tome I salute,
And urge you might find while en route
Through the pith ('neath the skin)
Both the kith and the kin
Of the finest in limerick fruit.

Doug Harris, owner of the second largest library of limerick books extant and limericist par excellence.United Kingdom


"Ramirez has elevated the limerick to celestial heights"

Lester V. Horwitz, Pulitzer Prize-nominated author and Senior Editor of The Pocket Book of LimericksCincinnati