Limerick Blog

May 8, Funny Poems

Thu, 08 May 2008 20:41:51 GMT

Funny poems from Martha

May 4, Thank You Notes for a Mentor

Sun, 04 May 2008 16:39:52 GMT

Sometimes thank you notes never arose above the state of good intentions and Kathleen is here to help

Apr 29, Green Tea Health Benefits

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:53:36 GMT

Learning green tea health benefits here today at Molly's Virtual Pub

Apr 27, Mother's Day Poems

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:05:18 GMT

Mother's Day poems for your hand-drawn cards...we feel your pain at Mollys Virtual Family Pub

Apr 26, The Holiday Calendar is Up!

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:10:15 GMT

Molly tacks up a holiday calendar for pub patron's convenience.

Apr 17, Graduation Poems Daughter

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:56:00 GMT

Graduation poems daughter, friendship graduation poems, especially suited for 8th grade graduation

Apr 16, Privacy Policy

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:56:34 GMT

Here Be Limerick Poems Privacy Policy

Apr 11, Sign Up

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:14:30 GMT

Oye! Oye! Sign up now. Kathleen launches an E-zine at Molly's Virtual Pub!

Apr 8, Mollys Virtual Pub EschewsThe Limerick Penchant

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:05:27 GMT

Jealousy of Kathleen's limerick penchant is afoot at Mollys Virtual Pub, and she answers with some creativity of her own

Apr 3, Writing Limericks

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:02:59 GMT

Kathleen writes silly limericks

Mar 27, Bitter Dregs and the Human Condition

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:03:13 GMT

Drain the bitter dregs and see the humor therein

Mar 16, St. Patrick's Day History

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:27:32 GMT

St. Patrick's Day History here at Molly's Pub includes how the Irish saved civilization.

Mar 11, Doctor Jokes and Health Advice

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:03:53 GMT

The Grumphy Philosopher attempts doctor jokes at Molly's Pub

Mar 5, Kennedy Space Center

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:56:45 GMT

The Kennedy Space Center launches the Harmony Shuttle

Feb 17, Candy Loving Americans Celebrate Sweetest Day (or Not)

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:03:26 GMT

How Sweetest Day candy loving are you?

Feb 13, Bloomsday

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:09:41 GMT

In honor of Bloomsday our James Joyce Society throws the house through the window

Feb 1, 70th Birthday

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:28:30 GMT

Here Be 70th Birthday Greetings in Limerick Form

Jan 14, Personalized Poems

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:43:37 GMT

In a cookie cutter world, personalized poems are a grace note.

Jan 12, Sitemap for Here Be Limerick Poems

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:36:10 GMT

You are here: a Sitemap for Here Be Limerick Poems

Jan 4, Older Than Dirt

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 18:47:20 GMT

Ouch! Kathleen's barbs are a bit pointed tonight. Older than dirt is a bit harsh, is it not? Perhaps we need to expand the pub to accommodate "gallows humour?"

Dec 30, Teaching Poetry Writing

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 13:15:15 GMT

rom time to time, Kathleen feels the urge to climb upon her soapbox and extol the wonders of teaching poetry writing. Today is such a day. Let us hope she does not get a nosebleed .

Dec 13, Literacy Writing

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:41:27 GMT

Limerick poems in literacy writing

Dec 5, Pregnancy Fun Stuff

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:08:04 GMT

Pregnancy fun stuff, because your fertility years are a good time to keep a sense of humor.

Dec 3, Philosophy Limericks

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:49:31 GMT

Philosophy limericks takens with a spoonful of sugar.

Nov 28, Star Trek Download?

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:27:45 GMT

Shall we boldly go where no one at the pub has gone before to a Star Trek Download of Limericks?

Nov 21, Birthday Limericks for the 50s

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:29:24 GMT

Birthday limericks for all the years between Fifty and Sixty

Nov 20, Child Verse, Dr. Seuss

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:21:06 GMT

Child verse? Well, did our Martha ever grow up? The jury is out.

Nov 17, Help With Pregnancy

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:33:41 GMT

Help with pregnancy is here. Hardly a week goes by at Molly's pub but someone is passing out virtual cigars, which of course, are not actually intended for smoking for we are excruciatingly correct

Nov 10, Humorists, Homage to the Greats!

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:54:34 GMT

Humorists Deserving of Our Homage

Nov 8, A Birthday Funny Poem for the Forties

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:30:15 GMT

Birthday Funny Poem? Just when you thought there was nothing new that could possibly be said about birthdays, Kathleen pulls a white rabbit out of a hat and stirs up some new brews.

Nov 5, A Birthday Limerick for the Thirties Decade?

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:44:12 GMT

Dine upon a birthday limerick with a mathematics chaser.

Nov 3, Business Humour, Boards and Committees, Oh My!

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:15:16 GMT

Business Humour OR business humor for Bored Board Committees

Oct 29, History fun facts, Gutenberg and Occams Razor

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:53:18 GMT

History fun facts, Gutenberg and Occams Razor

Oct 28, Geeks and Blogs

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:45:52 GMT

Here in the pub, we are having a bit of a sticky wicket with Geeks. One of the patrons seems to have moved in permanently, eschewing the concept of working from home in favor of working from pub.

Oct 24, Parents Night

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:35:12 GMT

Martha gathers up her things following afternoon high tea, and scurries off to prepare for Parents Night at her virtual Early Childhood Development Center next door.

Oct 21, Flash Cards, Child Funny Poetry, and Early Childhood Education

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:16:21 GMT

Two young parents are flipping flash cards at their heir apparent, who sits in his highchair, crayon poised, looking rather puzzled.

Oct 20, Birthday Invitation Ideas

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:12:22 GMT

Yegads! A patron requires birthday invitation ideas, well, we shall wrack our brains.

Oct 17, It is Raining Bridal Showers and Baby Showers

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:07:29 GMT

Showers are a time of merriment at here-be-limerick-poems. Join us for the frivolity.

Oct 16, Tying the Knot

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:46:19 GMT

God is in the details and tying the knot, unlike Gordian's solution' requires finesse.

Oct 14, Wedding Favors

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:24:32 GMT

Wedding favors are under discussion in the corner where Mrs. VanderWyden-Crutchfield engages in a tte--tte with a dear friend, Goodie Edwards.

Oct 12, Birthday Greeting Happy Birthday to You

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:04:50 GMT

Copy a birthday greeting inside your card and go the extra mile.

Oct 10, Retirement Income
Heed Ye Charles Dickens.

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:16:06 GMT

Retirement income, yes, humour resides therein. Annual income twenty pounds...

Oct 9, Edward Lear and Other Gullivers Among the Lilliputians

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:41:25 GMT

Edward Lear, our dear patron, has brought a new form of limerick to our attention, one from his dear friend W.S. Gilbert.

Oct 8, Ghost Writing and Other Writing Services

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:44:03 GMT

For Ghost Writing, Molly (prose) and Kathleen (poetry) are available for your writing needs.

Oct 8, Writing Websites or Limerick Poem WritingWhatever

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:29:01 GMT

Writing websites gets your point across. However, Molly was some time ago in London and was struck by the rightness of designating one spot for the use of anyone who wishes to speak his mind.

Oct 7, Our Military in Iraq

Sun, 07 Oct 2007 19:06:21 GMT

This page is dedicated to our military in Iraq, so today at the pub we are a tad more serious than usual. It is difficult to find humor in war.

Oct 5, Halloween Themes

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:20:02 GMT

For Halloween Themes Kathleen goes berserk writing limerick poems about haunted houses, ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and graveyards

Oct 4, Free Poems for Dogs, Funny and Sad

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:09:45 GMT

Here Be Free Poems for Dogs or Cats, Funny and Sad

Oct 3, How To Become Rich

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:56:53 GMT

Tonight in the pub, Edward was waxing eloquent upon how to become rich, his marquise diamond ring sparkled on his pinky and his Rolls Royce waited, chauffeured, at the curb.

Oct 2, Online Dating Humor

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:42:58 GMT

Online dating humor is ripe for lambasting, and here at the pub, we have Wi-Fi.