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Limerick Poetry Is Our Specialty
Humorous Sayings, Our Goal
Limerick poetry is our specialty, humorous sayings our goal, and the elevation of limerick doggerel to the sublime, our Holy Grail. We hope you are enjoying your stay at the pub. Not to burden you with typing, but if you didn't find your particular need here, ask Kathleen to scribble one.
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Should you fail to find a topic that suits you (and should Kathleen beable to snatch a moment from her wait staff duties) she will be pleasedto dash one off and add it to the site. You will then be alerted byreturn e-mail that your topic has been addressed.
Kathleen does not feel qualified to deal with every topic under the sunfor some are beyond her ken, and others make her blush (she is from thecountryside and terribly parochial). Please allow the girl ample time(a fortnight, perhaps), for though she strives assiduously to respondto her clientele's requests, the pub is regrettably short-handed.
Edward, annoyed by her occasional misspell or gaffe, posits that thisform would likewise serve for a correcting mechanism. Though Kathleenby no means can unscramble an egg, she does aspire to certainstandards, and would welcome those English majors among her DearReaders who would gently point out those troublesome spots.
Of course, should you approve of a felicitous turn of phrase, it wouldlighten Kathleen's day to hear of it and like all barmaids, sheappreciates a tip.
Hmm....we hear
limerick poetry
in the background. Shall we return to the pub?
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