Limericks Poems, Children's Birthday Poems

These are limericks poems, childrens birthday poems. Starting with age one, and going...?

Age 1

So how are things going, old thing?
At one year, how much grief could life bring?
Things will only get worse
All you do now is nurse
And suck on a rusk or saltine.

Age 2

Have you not a thing better to do
Than to throw all your food? So I'm through
Picking up once again
After you, my young friend
Kiss that dinner good-bye, adieu!

Age 3

Age 4

What are you doing there, little squirt?
Are you hiding behind Mamma's skirt?
You are four years today
So get out there and play
With you cousins and roll in the dirt.

Age 5

So how are you liking pre-school?
You have no idea, little fool,
Of the road up ahead
Filled with angst, fear, and dread
And the thought that you might not be "cool."

Partial menu of other birthday years.