Mars And Venus
Compatibility (Issues!)

Mars and Venus compatibility captures our patrons' attention and limerick poems capture the spirit of challenge and retort so well. Patrons in this room at the pub tend to love the theme for they are generally all married, with children, and require the ammunition.

The Blame Game has been around since Adam and Eve and these two patrons are exceptionally droll—English majors no doubt. For instance, here in our world, it is Thursday night; in yours, it could be another. However, in all neighborhoods there is a weekly tug-o-war about who removes the trash.

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Him: Garbage Night

The garbage won't go to the curb
Without human effort, I've heard.
I've done it so long
That I could tag along
With the collectors in our suburb.

Her: Your Problem

What could we say of the trash?
Except, perhaps, this is your bash
For too delicate, we
Aren't provided with the
Proper background to deal with this cache.

Him: No Laundry

Our original contract, you see,
Did not involve laundry. Off-key
With the current environment,
May I make a comment?
Not everything must be PC.

Her: Laundry

The whites never go with the darks
Your effort to force them to marks
You the locker room fool
With pink underwear. You'll
Enjoy getting all those remarks.

Ouch, the young women are wincing; the young men quake. "Does it always come to this?" they ask. Venus and Mars's compatibility issues have us all wondering how this bickering twosome have weathered so many years together.


Let us escape from here to a room where romance fills the air and hope endures that love can abide. Mars and Venus compatibility issues can be taken only in the smallest doses, true? Shall we look at those anniversaries that earmark decades together?

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