Miscellaneous Limericks

At a loss to find a theme with this batch of limerick poems, the page is titled "Miscellaneous Limericks."

Grads

Congrats! now the future’s your own.
You can seek out a job and a home.
You are solid as gold
But you‘lllikely be old
When you’ve paid off your huge student loan.

By Martha Long

Party Next Year

Party with laughter and beer
And hug everyone who is dear
For you can’t be sure
As you grow more mature
You’ll be able to party next year.

By Martha Long

Reconciliation

I’m so wretched that we are apart.
It’s been making a wreck of my heart.
Though I know we’re not speaking,
Just one word’s all I’m seeking.
Please say YES. We can make a new start.

By Harry DeMaio

Breaking Up

Well, I guess it’s the end of the game.
And there’s no point in placing the blame.
So I’ll bid you adieu.
Kid, here’s looking at you!
And I hope that you wish me the same.

By Harry DeMaio

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