Mortgage Humor

Nothing like a little mortgage humor to take the sting out of the home purchasing process. If you don't laugh, you might just cry, right?

Adjustable Rate Mortgage with Balloon?

In your status as a mortgagee
You continue to be employee
In a job that you hate
Knowing your mortgage rate
Consumes you, unfortunately.

Edward, put off by the grim humor of his pub mates, and one who has read the classics there at Oxbridge, mutters quietly, “Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.” Then he collects his watch with its fob, slips it into his vest pocket, and totters home, while others with more modest means drain the last bitter dregs…

The Gerbil

Like a child's tiny pet, you run round
That treadmill, just covering ground
That goes nowhere yet,
Just serving your debt
A greedy, voracious hellhound.

Time Clock

Punch that time clock, if you please.
A pile of debt like a disease
Or a monster that feeds
On you for the needs
Of your family, so who moved your cheese?

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