Munchkin G

by Kerry L Carling
(Doncaster UK)

A close friend of mine was off to the doctors with a sample in her pocket as she was pregnant at the time. Said sample then leaked all over her jacket. I have to also add that she is very short and her nickname is G

THERE WAS ONCE A MUNCHKIN NAMED G
WHO HAD A BIG BOTTLE OF WEE
IT WAS IN HER POCKET
UNTIL SHE BROKE IT
AND HAD TO BORROW A COAT FROM ME