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Opposite Sex Friendship Poems and Beautiful Friendship Poems Short and Long


Challenge: Opposite Sex Friendship Poems

Employee Discount

It's nice to know that Ican count
On you as a friend, Onaccount
Of this dress(OR shirt)I would buy
If I had enough. Why
Don't you share youremployee discount?

No, romance is not here. This is for friends who just happen to be theopposite sex. It's that shoulder you cry on when you're dissed, the onewho has last night's homework and doesn't mind sharing it, the one whowill part with his/her money if you forgot to bring some for lunch.

This guy (or girl) is your back-up date for the prom, someone you'veknown forever, and will tell you who likes you but is too scared to sayso. You are fortunate to have this good friend, one who will watch yourback when others talk about you and you aren't there, so you are alwaysstraight with him (her) because you'll be together a long, long time.

The lighting in this room is bright enough to crack the books together(take care you don't get that pizza sauce on the pages, your mother would freak). However, romantic friendships are in this other room, the one with candle light...

Take in a Flick

I'm bored out of my gourd, and it's nice
That my mother just gave me the price
To take in a movie
With you, one that's "groovy"
What's that mean? Still, a flick's good advice.

Cut Out

The weather is perfect. We could
Skip this class, there is small likelihood
The professor (OR That the teacher) would care
So can you take a dare
And play hooky? Yes, I knew you would.

A Coke and a Pizza

Olden cities: Milan, Chichén Itza,
Long dead people: the czar, the czaritza,
Are making us crazy
Why can't we be lazy?
Let's go out for a Coke™ and a pizza.

So much for opposite sex friendship poems So much for opposite sex friendship poems, who plays Ethel to your Lucy? Martha to your Mary? Thelma to your Louise?

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