Political Jokes Circa 2008 Primaries

Political jokes assuage our pain at the pump and indeed, there is much humor to be had during this season of the primaries.

Primaries

These primaries were pretty fun
It was great watching all the folks run.
Misogynist, ageist
And even the racist,
There's something there for everyone.

Oil Crunch

I'd like to get out to my class
But my vehicle doesn't have gas
I'll pay through the nose
When I pick up that hose
To fill up the huge tank it has.

Lame Duck

George W is a lame duck
His legacy's run to bad luck.
We liked him at first
But he's left us much worst.
Our economy seems to be stuck.

Nucular?

Forgive this benign ridiculer
If once more George utters "nucular"
Here us now, we proclaim
That we won't take the blame
If he's busted back to a preschooler.

Saddam Hussein

Now about occupying Iraq
Cause a saber was rattled, in fact,
The man was a bully
Who didn't grasp fully
The musculature that he lacked.

WOMD

Weapons of sheer mass destruction
In Iraq were not under construction.
Afghanistan
And perhaps Pakistan
Would have made better sights of obstruction.

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