Retirement Dinner Speeches for a Retiring Nurse

Hung up on delivering Retirement Dinner Speeches? Start with a a funny limerick.

Free Retirement Invitation

The folks around here have conspired
To celebrate something required
For our dear friend, a nurse
Who is moving on. Worse,
The scuttlebutt says she's retired.

Strange Nurse Gifts?

You've always done all that you can
Now retirement fun is your plan?
When you leave it's a rift
But we got you a gift
It's a solid gold plated bedpan.

Retirement Dinner Jokes for the Nurse

Ah the life of the nurse, it's the best!
So we wonder why you choose to rest.
Surely you'll miss the thrills?
And we need all your skills.
Still retiring? Gee, we're depressed.

Stat Retirement Limericks

So tell us all, what will you do
Without doctors to order you to
Fetch him this thing or that
And to jump to it stat
When it's something you already knew?

Retiring Nurse

Let's all give the gal a big hand
Before she tramps off to the sand
Of some blue sky and beach
As a nurse, she's a peach!
And we'll miss you as one of our band.

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