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Retirement Limericks for Your Physician
Retirement Limericks for Your Physician just in case your doctor is retiring and you want to say something to annoy him. Here at Molly's Virtual Pub, we have special insight into this peculiar situation. Retirement Dinner Jokes for Your PhysicianSo you've hung up your scalpel for good? In a couple of years, if you could You'll go looking again For your dear, long lost friend Unless you now groove carving wood? A doctor's retirement marks the sudden deacceleration from an 80 hour a week passion to an abrupt, full stop. The carnage isn't pretty. You will find the newly retired physician reading every article in the newspaper to his spouse in the morning, asking her to fetch this file or that one (just like in the old days when the secretary did it), and, for the FIRST time in his life, choosing COLORS for home decor!!! Arrrgghh! Doctor TestimonialSurely you have a hobby, of course? Because surgery, your tour-de-force Will be closed to you now Soon you're wondering how You could possibly stand this divorce? Retirement Limericks for a DoctorWhen you once gave an order, they jumped No matter the case, your will trumped With your surgical team. So like God did you seem When a spouse just ignores you, you're stumped. Doctor RetiresIs it off to some island for you? And you're counting your pension is due? We hope that is enough The economy's rough Think about a consulting job, too. How to Write a Retirement Roast for your PhysicianTell me what will consume all your time Since you've switched to this new paradigm Where you've nothing to do But direct your wife to Keep the house free of dirt, germs, and grime?
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